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PSG on top of Europe, but in the UEFA basement

Auteur: Ivoirematin

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Le PSG sur le toit de l’Europe, mais au sous-sol de l’UEFA

Ah, the joys of UEFA administration! Where sporting logic founders on the reefs of bureaucracy. In 2025, Paris Saint-Germain swept the board: Champions League, European Super Cup, and Intercontinental Cup. A historic Grand Slam that, in a normal world, would place Paris at the top. But in the realm of the "Coefficient," PSG is only sixth.

The culprit? An Excel spreadsheet that prioritizes historical records over recent trophies. For UEFA, an early exit in 2022 carries more weight than a title win in 2025. As a result, Paris, with 109.50 points, remains behind the "regulars" like Real Madrid and Bayern Munich. Even more absurd: even in the single season of their treble, the capital club is only fourth, behind Inter Milan, Barcelona, and Arsenal. Apparently, lifting trophies isn't worth as many points as the invisible "consistency" theorized by Nyon. PSG is champion on the pitch, but they still have some catching up to do in applied mathematics.

Auteur: Ivoirematin
Publié le: Samedi 03 Janvier 2026

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